Fire in the Hole!

Ginger root can be used for cooking, cuts, bruises, toothaches, etc. A far better use is to carve it into a butt plug and shove it where the sun don't shine.

I recently had my first round with a root where I toot and it wasn't so bad, in fact mostly good. At first it is just cold, but after a few minutes it starts to tingle and feel a little warm. I had read that clenching your cheeks together would make it burn, so I was trying to avoid that. My partner found a way to make me clench them and the burning did increase. You can always encourage a sub to clench their cheeks with a good spanking or even just plain old sex. After 15 minutes or so my hole was starting to burn and throb. Nothing bad enough to have to take it out, but it isn't something you can easily ignore. I wouldn't want to play A Dime for your Time with ginger making me dance in the corner.

At $1.99 a lb, ginger root is a steal. One plug should cost a dime or two. Give it a try. It sounds a little strange, but you would't be reading this blog if you don't have a kinky side! For more info and safty tips, just search for "ginger figging".

Punishment Girdle

What do you dress a naughty woman in when she needs to be spanked? Skirts have to be lifted, pants taken down, panties are in the way, a thong might feel too sexy and a french maids outfit might make you forget why you were going to punish her. How about something uncomfortably tight, not attractive (maybe in her mind), that leaves her bottom exposed for spanking and her breasts open for a nipple clamp if she deserves it. The Fajas 1009 girdle had to be made by a spanko. The crotch can hold in a butt plug (or ginger root) while her naughty bare butt hangs out just begging to be spanked. Don't forget to order it a size or two smaller than she'd like!

A Sore Seat

You've all seen the office chair mats that go on carpet and have nice rows of little spikey knobs on the bottom to keep it from sliding around. One of these mats, or a part of one can work wonders on your naugty boy or girl's bottom. No, it isn't for spanking them - it is pretty flimsy for that.

For pre or post spanking fun, make the naughty one sit on it bare bottom for 5 or 10 minutes with the mat upside down so the spikes make their time a little uncomfortable. You could cut off a piece the size of their bottom and stick it in their underwear. Holding the knobby side of the plastic to their bottom and pulling a girdle up over it would keep it in place for hours. Every movement would remind them how sore their bottom is, or will be if you haven't spanked them yet.

After a spanking, instead of sitting on a pillow at dinner they can sit on a hard chair with their spikey girdle under theier clothes and your guests will wonder why they sit, stand and move so slowly or why they wince when they sit down.

Happy spanking!